Intro: A A Surrey girls like tight jeans Right up tight against their skin Take you home to the dark And show you what's in With glasses bigger than her face She's off to get her wotsit waxed Find that Gucci bag she wanted from Harvey Nicks D C A Cause she's only thinking about number one again D C A But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing Hold on A Surrey girls like their boys with lots of cash to buy them toys A Porsche or a Merc will do Turn heads with the noise A Sprayed on tan and new lip gloss She is off to meet the boss Three little kids he's got But she just don't care D C A Cause she's only thinking about number one again D C A But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing Hold on D Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge D Where it came clear to me D You need love you need love D A But you're wasting time D Oh but now Surrey girl D I can really show you how D Give you love give you love D A And I'll waste your time A In her time she's learnt some tricks Fourty licks and bamboo sticks She is queen here right now Boy you'll be numb A That figure ain't just by luck Atkins Diet nip and tuck Hours on the treadmill And yes she gives a good fuck D C A Cause she's only thinking about number one again D C A But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing Hold on D Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge D Where it came clear to me D You need love you need love D A But you're wasting time D Oh but now Surrey girl D I can really show you how D Give you love give you love D A And I'll waste your time B And now it seems that I have fallen for a Surrey girl B And she has promised she won't leave me for another girl B And now at night we lie and hold each other really tight B And then we promised yeah that we would be the only ones B The only ones interlude G slide to A a few times D Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge D Where it came clear to me D You need love you need love D A But you're wasting time D Oh but now Surrey girl D I can really show you how D Give you love give you love D A And I'll waste your time